Manuscript of the God

[BakaGaijin]

Oh great and powerful god! Grant me, a humble scholar, the knowledge about whom thou art by filling in this character sheet about thyself.
(note I changed 'you are' -> 'thou art'. )

The Name: Gaijin
The Title: God of Wisdom (includes magic, science, philosophy, etc.)
Sometimes called ḏḥwty (Djehuty, "he who is like the ibis"), "Twice Great," "Thrice Great," "Three Times Great Great" or simply šw (shu), meaning "Lord".
Is also a lunar deity as a sideline job.
What the god likes: reading/writing, magic/science, the night. (though he doesn't dislike daytime)
What the god dislikes: ... I'll be back on that one...
The type of sacrifices the god prefers: erm... I guess animal sacrifice. (free food! ^___^) Throw in other food... And some copies of scrolls would be nice too.
Boxers or Briefs?: erm... boxers I guess? ... it says boxers on the box...
btw, what is that last one for? ... And why don't the goddesses need to answer that one? 0_o

extra info:
Priests credit Gaijin as the author of all works of science, religion, philosophy, and magic. They further claim he is the true author of every work of every branch of knowledge, human and divine. He is regarded as One, self-begotten, and self-produced. He is the master of both physical and divine law. He is credited with making the calculations for the establishment of the heavens, stars, Earth, and everything in them. He is said to direct the motions of the heavenly bodies. Without his words, his people believes, the gods would not exist.
(They sure like to exaggerate a bit ^^ Though a lot is kinda true...)

[Infenyte]

I saw the last question in a game once and when I created those posts i suddenly remembered it so I thought: what the heck and put those questions in them. The goddesses had originally had them too, they just choose not to answer...So unfair.

[BakaGaijin]

so true...

[Drake Heros]

Hey! I'm not a woman!!