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Post by Infenyte on May 16, 2008 22:37:06 GMT 1
Picture this: Your in a bar, everything is going as smooth as you want it and your doing your thing when you suddenly see tho most gorgious person at the bar, winking at you. Full of confidence you walk towards this person, knowing that it takes all but one smooth line for an great and wonderfull all nighter. But then IT happens, you start to feel that weird feeling in your stomach and you feel the power seep trough your entire body. Yes! you know what you must do because... You are: The master of awkwardness!All you need is one line, one good line to blow all your chances with this person and create...an awkward silence. are you capable of such skill? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- The goal of this thread is to make such a sentence that this person will either lose all intrest in you or create a very awkward silence. Allow me to start this thread: Hi, my name is Infenyte and I am sexually impotent. Beat that one suckah's!
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Post by Jett Leonhart on May 18, 2008 0:14:59 GMT 1
"I have a habit of farting every 15 minutes" ;p
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